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My first post for 2004

An old girlfriend of mine once told me that I had intimacy problems. She was probably right. But when you think about it, I wouldn’t have intimacy problems if it weren’t for women in the first place, right? 
That being said - In the face of life’s stressful or emotional situations: 
Old Dave: Drink beer till said [...]

Again, I ask, “What did *YOU* do today, biotch?”

The subtitle of this entry will be: 
Sometimes I am a strapping 29 year old man. And sometimes I am a fussy, pregnant woman. 
Today I went to Costco with my pops to pick him out a new computer since his old one is getting a bit long in the tooth. My “consultation fee” for this service [...]