1.) “It’s my life…”
Hi, I’m Suzy. I’m Dave’s motorcycle. Do you know why he named me “Suzy”? It’s because I’m a Suzuki SV650. Isn’t that creative? I think that’s so creative. By the way, I’m being totally sarcastic right now. We motorcycles are usually very sarcastic.
Hi, I’m Herbert! I’m Dave’s minivan! He named me “Herbert” because I look [...]
Posted: April 26th, 2005 under it's my life....
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My first post for 2004
An old girlfriend of mine once told me that I had intimacy problems. She was probably right. But when you think about it, I wouldn’t have intimacy problems if it weren’t for women in the first place, right?
That being said - In the face of life’s stressful or emotional situations:
Old Dave: Drink beer till said [...]
Posted: January 6th, 2004 under everything else.
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