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The spiders are coming. Big ones.
How do I know this? Simple:
It’s hot as fuck.
And humid too. I went to New York last week, it wasn’t as hot and humid as it was here in LA, and that’s quite a feat in the middle of July. Whenever it’s this hot and humid, all spiderkind collectively decides [...]

Part II of my 72 Hour Film Shootout experience. You can read Part I here.
 
I’m pretty nasty and wrecked when I wake up the next morning. I pop a couple of Excedrin and a red bull and head over to Rickmond’s wife’s shop with Neil.
We get there before Rickmond. He’s characteristically late, but I ain’t [...]

Still working on my next installment of the 72 Hour Film Shootout. It’s actually written. Unfortunately, it’s also long and boring. I’ll post it when it’s readable.
In the meantime:
I just saw Transformers tonight at the Mann Village. Don’t read any further if you don’t want to hit the spoilers.
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Okay, so it was a very cool [...]

Over the weekend, some very mean, nasty robber men broke into my apartment and told me that I would have to choose between my beloved parrot, Ed O’Neill, and my beloved, brand new iPhone.
I totally flipped out and killed them all with my bare hands, so everything’s cool now, but seriously I think I would [...]