Archive for April, 2005
1.) “It’s my life…”
Hi, I’m Suzy. I’m Dave’s motorcycle. Do you know why he named me “Suzy”? It’s because I’m a Suzuki SV650. Isn’t that creative? I think that’s so creative. By the way, I’m being totally sarcastic right now. We motorcycles are usually very sarcastic.
Hi, I’m Herbert! I’m Dave’s minivan! He named me “Herbert” because I look [...]
Posted: April 26th, 2005 under it's my life....
Comments: 7
New Essay
This was my week to write a new essay for the Propergander Features page. You can read it here.
Posted: April 18th, 2005 under everything else.
Comments: 2
Hubris
While I was rehearsing for “Proof”, the rest of the cast all got sick, and I started bragging about how good my immune system was. I then proceeded to become sicker than anyone else and for a longer period of time.
Recently, I was bragging to someone about how solid my knees are and how I’ve [...]
Posted: April 5th, 2005 under I'm a dumbass.
Comments: 8
Yay! Goddam Shit!
I finally fixed my bike and brought it home. I have a motorcycle again!
YAY!
In the meantime, my iBook, which I spent so much time working on, is completely fried.
goddam shit
Posted: April 4th, 2005 under what did *you* do today, biotch?.
Comments: none