don’t be a jerk

I live in a mediocre neighborhood (both in the socio-economic and “how-safe-is-it-to-walk-outside-at-night” sense) though it gets steadily more affluent the farther north you go. This is where I go jogging.  
Tonight at around 11:30pm, I saw a couple of cats in the middle of the street. 
No wait - not cats. 
I get closer and I realize [...]

I swear to god, the laziest animal alive. This is the equivalent of finding me in my living room, surrounded by corn cobs. Panda’s look like stuffed animals. The only time I could tell it was real was when it was chewing. 

This big fella entertained countless zoo-goers… 

…by chasing this poor fellow around for hours. See [...]

This weekend - San Diego. And in San Diego - the zoo.
Jill wants to see the Pandas. I’m a monkey and ape kinda guy myself, but there’s no denying it. Panda’s are cute. 
From an ecological standpoint, I’m not terribly impressed with them as a species. For as long as I can remember, people have been [...]

There’s nothing like sitting next to a fat, white, party girl talking *really* loud on her cell phone about this guy she met in Vegas. You know the type? I’m at the Apple Store sitting next to one right now. Friggin loud-ass witch.