don’t be a jerk

I’ve lost my iPod. I can’t, for the life of me, think of where it might be. I’m used to having a soundtrack for my life. Now it’s like a shitty avant-garde student film that’s too low-budget to afford a composer. It’s very distressing. 
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I’ve been getting quite a few jabs lately about my ability to [...]

This entry is a bit dated. I originally wrote this before Eddie and I roadtripped to Chicago. Since the post ended up being fairly long, and fairly in-depth about my dad, I figgered I’d spend a little time editing it before putting it up. 
Since I was going to miss my mom’s birthday, I took my [...]

an only go so far as well. They don’t even have a conscious concept of what love is. One duck doesn’t turn to the other duck and say, “I *quack* you.” Hell, it barely just says, “quack quack quack”. Which could just as well mean, “Hey look, there’s a fish.” Ducks don’t know love like, [...]

An old girlfriend of mine once told me that I had intimacy problems. She was probably right. But when you think about it, I wouldn’t have intimacy problems if it weren’t for women in the first place, right? 
That being said - In the face of life’s stressful or emotional situations: 
Old Dave: Drink beer till said [...]