Nothing better to do…?
I always get my hair cut at Shorty’s in West Hollywood by a very pleasant, very tattooed gay dude named Tony.
I think Tony is constantly stoned or drunk; probably stoned, since I don’t remember smelling anything on his breath.
He’s a little dreamy. He kinda slurs his words, doesn’t hear what I say half the time, and is slightly slow - not slow like a person who’s always been slow, but slow like a person who used to be smart, but is now slow…for whatever reason…say, for instance, drugs.
I’ve gone to the guy for months, and he’s always like this. So either I’m right and he is constantly coming into work baked or fried, or I’m going to hell for making fun of a tard who sways a little and wipes his face a lot.
He cuts hair good tho. The cuts hair real good.
Completely different topic: Video game endings.
One of the greatest video game endings has got to be Final Fantasy VIII - decent game, but great ending sequence.
Today, PoeTV posted two of the worst:
Zelda CD-I: The Faces of Evil Ending
Zelda CD-I: Wand of Gamelon Ending
Truly awful. They look like they were drawn by the interns at “The Wonderful World of DIC” animation studios and former Hanna Barbara employees on really bad peyote.
It was all very amusing to me until I got to the end of the “Wand of Gamelon” clip - the part where the characters start laughing. Then it got really creepy. Like shriveling the skin-on-my-balls kind of creepy. Go ahead. See for yourself.
I think I might be buying a bed this Sunday. I’ve been sleeping on a futon for almost 10 years now. I can’t believe I’ve been sleeping on a futon for 10 years.
Actually, no. I’m definitely buying that bed this Sunday.
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