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Posted: April 5th, 2005 under I'm a dumbass.


While I was rehearsing for “Proof”, the rest of the cast all got sick, and I started bragging about how good my immune system was. I then proceeded to become sicker than anyone else and for a longer period of time.
 
Recently, I was bragging to someone about how solid my knees are and how I’ve never had knee problems in my life. Yesterday, I blew my right knee out while I was doing something completely innocuous - like walking to the kitchen. It’s better cause I’ve been taking advil and icing it, but I’m straight hobblin’ yo.
 
Up until this point, I was considering bragging about the fact that I haven’t gotten cancer yet, but I think I’ll keep my goddam mouth shut for the time being.


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Comment from hot commie chick
Time: April 6, 2005, 9:28 am

at least you’re not pedantic. get better soon…get better NOW!

Comment from sarah
Time: April 8, 2005, 6:15 pm

i too have a bumm knee. it only acts up twice a year and always because of the same reason - sleeping in a crooked position.

Comment from brother
Time: April 8, 2005, 9:58 pm

what the heck? Are you like, folding it under your body as you sleep?

Comment from sarah
Time: April 8, 2005, 11:57 pm

i do torpedo-turns, snore, grind teeth, hog blankets, throw pillows, kick, talk…EVERYTHING while sleeping. i do sleep like michael jackson does crazy - with gusto.

Comment from deepfrieddizzle
Time: April 10, 2005, 8:52 am

You’d better, like, stay away from any argonauting, man. You could totally be blown off course and a couple years from now you could be clinging to the bottom of a sheep. MARK MY WORDS.

Comment from brother
Time: April 11, 2005, 7:41 am

I have angered the gods with my excessive pride. And they have punished my knee.

to marv -
Poor, poor Ray.

Comment from uknowwhoiam
Time: April 13, 2005, 9:42 pm

That’s what you get for having bad thoughts about kicking people in their shins.

Comment from brother
Time: April 14, 2005, 12:45 am

Actually I’m not there yet. I currently kick people *with* my shins. I clashed shins with some dude in class the other day, and I started tearing up. But I held it in cause there were women around, and I’ll be goddammed if I’ll be a weepy little wuss around the womenfolks. Yeah, that’s right. i said it.

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