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Posted: April 26th, 2005 under it's my life....



Hi, I’m Suzy. I’m Dave’s motorcycle. Do you know why he named me “Suzy”? It’s because I’m a Suzuki SV650. Isn’t that creative? I think that’s so creative. By the way, I’m being totally sarcastic right now. We motorcycles are usually very sarcastic.
 

Hi, I’m Herbert! I’m Dave’s minivan! He named me “Herbert” because I look like a big, dorky guy. But I don’t care! I love Dave!
 
I don’t like Suzy, tho. She’s so sarcastic.
 

Hi, I’m Dave’s right hand. I’m the hand that Dave uses to punch the things that make him angry - things like sharp-cornered tables, and vending machines, and sometimes his own friends. I’m the bad hand.
 

Hi, I’m Dave’s left hand. I’d like to say that I’m the “good” hand, but that’d be untrue. Since Dave’s right-handed, I really don’t do shit. I’m more like the “useless” hand. All of Dave’s other body parts laugh at me. Even his appendix. Man, fuck that shit. Fuck the appendix.
 

Hi, I’m beer. I get in trouble a lot. Whenever I get in trouble, Dave comes to my rescue.


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Comment from brother
Time: April 28, 2005, 10:41 am

Testing…

Comment from hot commie chick
Time: April 29, 2005, 6:45 am

i was thinking it’d be cool if you photoshopped a handgun in the background of the rolling rock beer picture, to punctuate the fact that it gets into a lot of trouble. chicks dig bad guys.

Comment from brother
Time: April 29, 2005, 6:42 pm

If beer had a gun, then it wouldn’t need me to come to the rescue all the time, now, would it?

Comment from Aj
Time: April 30, 2005, 7:48 pm

I like the pills just behind the beer - thats how I do it too - I mean, be careful with the pills and the beer man.

Comment from brother
Time: May 2, 2005, 11:37 am

“Hi, I’m Dave’s calcium pills. I don’t know why he bothered buying me since he never takes me with his meals like he should.”

Comment from uknowwhoiam
Time: May 4, 2005, 10:30 pm

that picture of suzy is real hot! She looks so bad ass. And herbert’s picture is just plain. You really picked up their personalities in your shots. Did you get a new camera or what?

Comment from brother
Time: May 9, 2005, 9:59 pm

Who the *hell* are you “uknowwhoiam”?

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