don’t be a jerk

I added a webcounter to this blog, just because I could. I’ve checked it a few times, and was not surprised to see that this site isn’t going to be crashing any webservers anytime soon. However, one cool feature is a referrer listing which shows how people come to your site, namely search engine queries.
 
Here are a few:
 
Dakota fanning smoke cigarettes (Yahoo) - Obviously someone who once read my post about Dakota Fanning, which contains a brilliant mini-play featuring Dakota Fanning and cigarettes.
 
Beeler’s broth (Google) - I actually googled this myself just to see. I’m one of the few people that actually ever specifically mentions this on the web. I’m wondering if I totally mis-heard my director when she told me what it was called because I have yet, to date, been able to find anyone else who’s ever heard of “Beeler’s Brother”
 
kerri higuchi and john cho (Google) - This can only be Ashley, who Chezmiko swears is white because no Korean parents would ever name their daughter “Ashley”, when you could name her Grace, Sunny, Jane, or Grace.
 
Brother (Yahoo) - either an accidental hit from a search query or someone who’s just too lazy to actually bookmark this blog.
 

 
Now, here are some other search queries. I’ve altered them because I don’t want search engines and webcrawlers attracting more freakos to my site:
 
pe0ple who want to see D@kot@ F@nning n@ked (Yahoo) - This person must have been sorely disappointed to find my site instead. Note also that this person did not just want to see D@kot@ F@nning n@ked, but apparently wanted to find a community of people that also want to see her in such a way.
 
n@ked 0lder br0ther fuck1ng y0unger br0ther (also: br0ther suck br0ther - Yahoo) - unfortunately, this blog is the 14th listed site when this search string is entered into Yahoo. I assure you all that I do not have a brother of my own, and have never written about brothers doing each other sexually, with or without clothes.
 
P1CTURE 0F BR0THER FUCK1NG Y0UNGER S1STER (Yahoo) - note that this is written in all caps. To me it adds a sense of urgency. Someone really wants to see this shit.
 
This is the kind of shit your webcounter will tell you. I’m sure that Spiffy has a few stories of his own.
 
Anyhow - freaks go away.
 
You will not find your satisfactions here.
 
I will be the first to admit that I have my own personal sexual predilections, but none of them involve siblings or children.