don’t be a jerk

This is how my shins and feet look after a Muay Thai workout.

But it’s working. It’s great exercise. Plus it’s getting easier. When I started a month ago, I bruised way more than this. I dunno. I ain’t gonna be able to handle this when I’m forty so I may as well do it now.

Anyhow, my legs apparently draw from my belly fat to rebuild the damaged bones. A few more weeks of this and I’ll finally be pretty…as long as I keep wearing trousers.

On the other end of the martial arts spectrum, check out these idiots spraying each other with their Chi.

I thought this was a joke at first, but then I googled it. It’s not a joke. It’s real.

I’m not talking about their supernatural abilities - that’s all bullshit, but the “Yellow Bamboo” group itself is actually a real organization, and not some sketch comedy group playing a very strange practical joke on people who have a firm grasp of reality.