What did *you* do today, biotch?
…actually, I’m not really interested in what you did today. Let me tell you what I did today.
I got to my Thursday casting workshop a couple hours early so I found some prime parking and ate at Quiznos.
Quiznos gave me some pretty intense food coma so I crawled into the back seat of my van and curled up for a nap.
Then I decided that I didn’t want to nap right after eating, cause that’s what Sumo wrestlers do, so I sat up and forced myself to stay awake.
But I really wanted to sleep.
But I made myself stay awake because I don’t want to be a sumo wrestler.
And I did that for about an hour and a half. In the very back seat of my van. I didn’t read anything, or play any puzzle games on my phone. Just sat there, trying not to go to sleep.
It was one of the most worthless fights I’ve ever fought in my life. I should have just let myself get fat. The sleep would have been worth it.
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